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Welcome the The Simian Thug Fighting Club
Where the pints are warm, the banter is cold, and, like ar$3holes, every ape’s got an opinion.
Welcome to a forgotten working men’s pub, where the bartops are always sticky, but the fights are always on the telly. Where the fruit machine has taken a punch, and the locals just happen to be hyper-evolved, hoodie-wearing, attitude-heavy apes.
This is the Simian Thug Fighting Club:
An animated fever-dream of a universe where chimps quote 80s rap like scripture, gorillas debate modern culture, and date with the grace of a sledgehammer, and every conversation is marinated in lager and questionable life choices.
One day they’re roasting influencers, the next they’re ranting about youngsters with their trousers round their ankles, or arguing about whether Conor McGregor could take a silverback under Queensberry rules.
Sometimes celebrity voices swing by: Tate, Trump, Rogan, Elon, usually to get verbally mugged by a monkey with a mean streak.
The best-looking gear to have a tear up in.
In the glow of a pub neon or under streetlamp, The Simian Thugs always rep their manor.
A Chaotic Cast of Growling Geezers
FERAL SCARSPIT
VANDAL GUTTERWRENCH
BUCK KNUCKLE
CLUBBER PAWSPIKE
The Dark-Eyed Dead-pan Daddy… The King of the Come-backs… The Only Ape Who Can Make a Pint Glass Apologise…
Known worldwide for breaking hearts, eardrums, and occasionally furniture…
Fighting out of the Sticky-Bar-Top Gym… Standing at a mighty three-foot-two when fully engorged… The Prince of the Half-Pint Punchlines…
The Brewery Bulldozer!… The Sultan of Swing-First, never ask questions…